The Big Boy is allegedly the world’s smallest fully functional bicycle, constructed and misnamed by YouTuber The Q. I would argue a “fully functional” bicycle should have a practical seat for actually sitting on, but what do I do know? If I want a world record, I just Photoshop a fake certificate and print it out to fool my friends when they come over.
The Q constructed the entire bike from the ground up, welding the custom frame together himself before adding the chain and rollerblade wheels. An impressive build, for sure, but how am I supposed to add Spokey Dokeys? And where are the handlebar streamers and *bring-bring!* bike bell? And you call this thing a bike!
If The Q starts manufacturing these bikes, he could probably sell at least a few to circuses, so that’s something. And something is better than nothing, which is all I have. Sooooo much nothing. If Jeff Bezos’ fortune was all nothing, that’s exactly how much nothing I have.
[via TechEBlog]
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