Vampires: they’re just waiting to invent a sunscreen powerful so they can rule the daylight world. But until then, we can mock them with fashion accessories like this faux pearl necklace with red jewels dangling from it that appear as if they’re drops of blood. Available on Amazon (affiliate link), the necklace gives the illusion that its wearer’s neck has been bitten, and that person will presumably become a fanged vampire shortly.
The necklace measures 17″ long and is constructed of beads threaded on an elastic cord, so it’s one-size-fits-all. Obviously, it’s the perfect accessory for fancy cocktail parties. And by fancy cocktail parties, I mean probably Halloween parties only.
It’s all fun and games until the vampires finally do rise, and one confronts you with the photo you posted on Instagram wearing a bloody pearl necklace with plastic fangs and a cape. Good luck explaining that away without getting bit! Where’s Buffy when you need her?
[via DudeIWantThat]
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