You Suck At Parking Video Game: Because Regular Parking Is Just Way Too Boring!

If I tell you that there is going to be a video game about parking (a car), you’d probably think it is boring but let me assure you that You Suck at Parking will not be boring.

You Suck at Parking Video Game by Happy Volcano

Even the game title already hinted that it will not and if it does not convince you, then the proclamation of “the only racing game where the goal is to stop” should.

If that does not convince you that You Suck at Parking is anything but mundane either, then perhaps this should:

“Are you just Drifting through life, heading towards a Burnout? Do you need to make a quick U-turn? Well, You Suck at Parking won’t help you at all, but it will test your parking skills to the absolute limit… and probably beyond!”

Or maybe this:

As you can see, it is indeed the world’s most extreme parking experience. Social butterflies or folks who felt too lonely playing alone in the basement in their mom’s home will be glad that it has an online multiplayer mode in addition to the usual single-player mode.

You Suck at Parking will launch on PC and Xbox, including Game Pass on both platforms, on Wednesday, September 14, 2022. You can add the game to your Steam wishlist now or pre-order on Xbox now, with a 20% pre-order discount (US$15.99, U.P. US$19.99).

The You Suck at Parking will also launch on Nintendo Switch and PlayStation in 2023. In addition, Happy Volcano, the game developer, has partnered with Fireshine Games (formerly Sold Out) to release a physical edition of the game on Nintendo Switch, PlayStation, and Xbox, which the game will be parking on the store shelves in 2023.