You know what the problem with glow sticks are? They aren’t big enough. I demand maximum glow. And here, to right that wrong, are these massive 14″ long, 1″ thick glow sticks. Available on Amazon (affiliate link), the sticks feature 12 – 16 hours of glow time, with a 5-year shelf life so that you can keep them right next to the Twinkies.
Recommended uses include camping, vehicle emergencies and natural disasters, and concerts, but they somehow forgot to mention lightsaber battles. An oversight, I’m sure. I mean, if you aren’t swinging one of these things at a friend in the woods, can you even call yourself a Jedi?
I still remember the first time a friend dared me to taste the liquid inside a glow stick. It does not taste very good. It will, however, make your mouth glow briefly, though, so there is that. My college girlfriend broke up with me that night after realizing I was a poor decision-maker. It was a smart decision.
[via DudeIWantThat]
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